I'd love to buy candy conversation hearts that are for the unromantic.  I saw some printed on a t-shirt that say, True Hate, Go Away, etc.

I don't want X or R rated ones, just funny anti-romantic ones to give as gifts.  Anyone know where to get them?

Thanks!

Here you go:

http://www.despair.com/bittersweets.html

Those things are hilarious! I love the flavors. Banana Chalk is my favorite. The sayings are sweet, too.

If you're craftsy and have a lot of spare time on your hands, you can file the words off the regular ones and write your own with a cake decorating pen. Don't use a marker, because you could make someone sick.

Unless...

You can get some here

www.candyheartshirts.com

Quote:

Available in six different flavors, including: Banana Chalk, Grape Dust, Nappy-Citric, You-Call-This-Lime?, Pink Sand and Fossilized Antacid.

Nappy-Citric?!

Like, diaper nappy?

Do it the Bart Simpson way! Get some blank hearts or wipe the writing off and ink it in! (Remember that SIMPSON'S episode? Bart did it once...)